An Attractiveness Scale

While all females are equally beautiful, they are not equally attractive.

It is quite common for guys to score a female’s attractiveness as a number between 1 and 10, 1 being very very unattractive and 10 being some kind of supermodel. Here is a slightly modified version of that scoring system.

5 = Gibraltar or ‘Gib’

5+ = Gib + (read ‘Gib plus’)

6- = Indonesian – (read ‘Indonesian minus’)

6 = Indonesian

6+ = Indonesian +

7- = Hawaiian -

7 = Hawaiian

7+ = Hawaiian +

8- = Haitian –

8 = Haitian

8+ = Haitian +

9- = Jamaican -

9 = Jamaican

9+ = Jamaican Rhumba!

10 = Kokomoan*

*‘Kokomo’, a song by The Beach Boys.

Note 1: Sometimes one encounters a female with an amazing body but a not-so-attractive face or vice versa. Scoring can be difficult here but the score refers to face and figure combined.

Note 2: The Kokomoan is in a special category. She may be any score below 10 but because she’s ‘the one’, the one you marry, she’s designated Kokomoan, a perfect 10 out of 10!