Tuesday, October 15, 2013

jedi jokes

There’s a priest, a rabbi and a jedi attending a charity bingo function. The priest requires 2 numbers to complete his card, the rabbi only one, and the jedi requires 5 numbers before he can shout ‘Bingo!’ The priest and the rabbi have large smiles for they feel they’re sure to win. The jedi is not worried though. He takes a quick look at the numbers the other two require and then turns his focus to the tumbling balls in the plastic barrel on the stage. The next number that comes out is one of his, and so is the next and the next. The rabbi and priest lose their smiles and become suspicious. The priest voices their concern, ‘You aren’t using the force are you, because that would be cheating!’

The jedi waves his hand, ‘These aren’t the numbers you’re looking for; you can carry on playing.’

The priest and the rabbi repeat the words and look at their own cards while the next number is drawn. ‘Bingo!’ shouts the jedi knight.

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Q. Where do baby jedi bikers go for body art?
A. Tatooine

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Q. How many Jedi's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Just one but he/she must contemplate the amount of force required for the job.

This is a work of fiction and any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental.